May 07 2007

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Bruno Afonso

Razoes para namorar um dancarino… ou nao?

Posted at 13:11 under Muzak, trivia

Anda a circular uma lista engracada sobre as melhores 10 razoes para namorar um dancarino. Aqui esta’ a lista:

10. We know all the positions
9. We have perfect technique, good rhythm, and great hip rotation
8. We are used to having bruises on our knees
7. We are used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
6. We are perfectionists: Well keep going until we hit it
5. We can shake it like no other!
4. After a quick intermission, were ready to go at it again
3. We dont mind getting hot and sweaty
2. We are not as delicate and fragile as we look
1. One word: FLEXIBILITY!!!

Fine, tudo bem. No entanto, gosto ainda mais desta resposta :-)
1. They insist on a hardwood floor.
2. Good rhythm, but do you really want to make love to the clave?
3. They pay professionals for private sessions.
4. They want to change partners every 5 minutes.
5. Always looking at themselves in the mirror.
6. Unexpectedly, they push you away to ’shine’ solo.
7. Their feelings get hurt if you’re not smiling all the time.
8. They post all their experiences in online forums.
9. The men expect the women to do exactly what they want, when they want.
10. The women expect the men to constantly come up with new moves.

Eheh

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  1. Caton 08 May 2007 at 15:37 1

    tas apanhadinho de todo :)

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